You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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