Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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