fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
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