went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
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