Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Randomize