I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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