he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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