how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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