You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
The struggles of a small town man whore
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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