i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
She's like a pop up book from hell.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
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