A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
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