My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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