Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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