I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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