Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
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