big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
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