Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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