I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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