ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
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