If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
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We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
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Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
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