I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
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She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
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Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
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