Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
Randomize
