She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
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I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
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a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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