Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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