You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
Randomize
