Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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