i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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