So drunk, too bad you don't want this
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
either way he was missing a nipple.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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