I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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