youre lurking in front of me
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
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I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
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All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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