How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
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