Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
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I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
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I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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