i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
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