So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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