google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
I'm just crazy horny about you
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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