maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
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i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
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I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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