my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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