So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
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I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
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he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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