is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
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I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
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I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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