Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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