He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Somewhere out there, on several phones belonging to strangers, exists a video of me rapping Baby Got Back on stage in four inch heels that I stole from the drag queen. Also I made out with the chick with the octopus tattoo.
You have the best birthdays
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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