Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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