I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
So I'm eating my burger minding my own business, when the guy next to me starts up a conversation. Seemed normal at first, stocks, bonds, etc...then he said...and I quote "I can push a bowling-ball up a flight of stairs with my tongue." As I awkwardly laughed he broke out "I bet you I could bite the head off of a rabbit."
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
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Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
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Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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