I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
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Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
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My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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