Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
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i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
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just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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