so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
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My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
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yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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