why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
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I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
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Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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