so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
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her facebook's as public as her vagina
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
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