So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
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