Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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