I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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