JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
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And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
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I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
Get my husband this drunk again I will rip off your balls off with my bare hands and then cut them up with a dirty axe like fish bits. Do you understand me? DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?! See you at breakfast, FUCK FACE. I'll shove that bottle of Jamison so far up your ass you'll still be praying in 2020 you can take a shit! Seriously, you make it hard to be your best friend.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
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