How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
