Christians are straight up FREAKS
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
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