how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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